*This is NOT a true story.  I could never be this mean to my kitty.

    Hi!  My name's Crystal.  I'm a bad kitty who ran away from home, and now i'm in some serious trouble.

    It all started one day when i was bored.  I'm an indoor cat (that means if i go outside my people smack me and throw me back in the house), and the other cat is the cat-of-the-house.  The main kitty.  She get anything and everything she wants, and i get nodda...zilch...zero...NOTHING.  Her name's Fluffy...she kinda rules my world, which i HATE.

    One day, they let Fluffy go outside.  I watched her play outside from the window, and i swear she stuck her tongue out at me....anyway, i got more jealous then usual, and when my people opened the door to do something, i bolted.   yeah, i bolted to life, to my destiny....right in the middle of the street.  A car come, and whammed me.  how embarrassing in front of fluffy!